The
Invitation:
Subject: Uletide
Kickoff (official email)
Dear Usual Suspects,
U have been deemed up to snuff to kick off the Uletide at 122 New
Road, Avon where U wines will be unveiled. It has been unanimously decided that
Friday, 12/19 at 7 works for all. We are undeterred by the perceived difficulty
of finding this under-appreciated letter. Fun and merriment will be ubiquitous.
While the evening is unstuffy, kindly rsvp so there will not be an uproar when
there is an utter lack of seating :)
Uncompromisingly yours,
~jessica (sean & sophia)
The Responses:
Undoubtedly, the Ultimate Understanding of oenological
experiences will occur that during this Utopia festival. All who do not embrace this Union will face our Unbridled Umbrage. We will Uncover Unearthly delights Ushering in Unexpected and Unforeseen hedonistic
pleasures. Ubietly
we will gather at the McBee homestead with an Uncared and Unrestrained
exuberance. As always, our Uvulas will Undulate
with Unrelenting
oratories.
Linda and I will Ubiquity be there
Undoubtedly the DUes will help usher in the Uletide season as the U wines are unveiled!
We understand this will be
a unique, unforgettable, unparalleled undertaking and look forward to seeing
the usual suspects.
Dee Dee and Charlie
Ultimately it will
not be a united McDonald family. Unequivocally, Andy and
Elizabeth will
attending with unfettered exuberance. Universal and unearthly good times
are anticipated.
Uniquely yours,
Elizabeth
Uncertainty of the
Mealeys should be Unwavering. Karen and Bob (the Usual suspects) will be
Ushered to the Upper Class event. I think we have been Unmistakably
spelling Uletide Uniquely. Unquestionably “Yuletide” is the Ultimate way
to spell it, but that will be another Wine Night.
Unequivocally Yours. Bob
Untimely Unresponsiveness Ultimately avoided. Our
Utinam to continue our Undying Usance of Uletide celebration
is Unstoppable.
Mike
Wine
#1: Undurraga T.H. (Terroir Hunter) Sauvignon Blanc
Leyda 2011 $23.99
Tasting
comments:
Mike “Oh, we’re going with a
white?”
Jess “U is a stupid letter. Hard
to find.”
Mike “Crisp taste.
Elizabeth, Linda, Dee Dee “Crisp”
Linda “Tasty”
Becky “Unusually light for a red
wine”
Wayne “Ultimately Chardonnay”
Bob “Is this made from white
grapes?”
Andy “Lacking in Black Currant”
Elizabeth “I don’t think it
tastes like chardonnay. I think it’s a Pinot Grigio.”
Bob “I think so too”
Becky “Very refreshing after a
hard day of shopping”
WINE #1 SCORING:
Bob 5, Karen 5,
Mike 7, Becky 7.5, Andy 7, Elizabeth 6.5, Wayne 6, Linda 5, Charlie 6, Dee Dee
6, Jessica 8, Sean 5, Robert 7, Bryan 7
Wine
#2: 2 Up 2013
Shiraz South Australia $11.99
Tasting
comments:
Karen “Oh, there’s the color!”
Mike “This one is darker than the
last one”
Andy “Did it go bad?”
Bob “Did it spoil?”
Mike “A bold smell. I like it.”
Elizabeth “An Ubiquitous smell”
Andy “Complex, yet compelling.
Sort of like my bride.”
Robert “It’s better after it
breaths for a bit.”
Wayne “A lot of tannin”
Dee Dee “A spice smell”
Bob “It has a bite to it”
Karen “I don’t think so”
Bob “I’m getting bit…oh, it’s
you!”
Linda “Nice legs”
Andy “Are you talking about the
wine?”
Linda “I also think it’s getting
better as it airs”
Elizabeth. “Like most wines. The
more you drink, the better it tastes.”
Wayne “I enjoyed it”
Karen “Good finish”
Sean “The artichoke changes the
flavor”
Charlie “Initially it’s harsh.
Then it mellows out. As Linda was saying.”
Bryan “It tastes like Andy would
say – it has Black Currants”
WINE
#2 SCORING
Bob 6.5, Karen 7,
Mike 7, Becky 7.5, Andy 7, Elizabeth 7, Wayne 7, Linda 7, Charlie 7, Dee Dee 6.5, Jessica 7, Sean 6, Robert 7.5, Bryan 6
Wine #3: Ugarte Crianza 2010
Rioja Laguardia, Espana $10.99
Tasting
comments:
Bob “This one smells good”
Wayne “A wonderful taste”
Bob “Holy crap I like this! This
is a U?!? This is Unbelievable.”
Jess “There are only 3 ‘U’ wines
in all of Avon”
Dee Dee “A little bit of a spice
finish”
Elizabeth “The Ultimate wine of
the night”
Andy “It’s dry”
Elizabeth “Uber dry?”
Bob “Quick taste up front, but
ends fast”
Wayne “A short finish”
Elizabeth “It doesn’t linger”
Wayne “Well balanced and velvety
smooth”
Sean “Hey Becky….It’s Good!”
Elizabeth “Unusual eloquence for
Sean”
Dee Dee “I thoroughly enjoyed it”
WINE
#3 SCORING
Bob 8.5, Karen 7,
Mike 6, Becky 7.5, Andy 7.5, Elizabeth 7.5, Wayne 8, Linda 8, Charlie 7, Dee
Dee 8, Jessica 7.5, Sean 8, Robert 8,
Bryan 7